“The great question which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years in research into the feminine soul, is, "What does a woman want?" - Freud. Sigmund Freud, the father of the analyst's couch was no stranger in his befuddlement. Generations of men without his credentials have asked the same question, "What does a woman want?" It's ironic that we have all these love doctors charging for advice, when they openly admit they don't understand women. You might as well buy lottery tickets!
Well, I am a woman and I will tell you what women want.
If affection works with her cat, it will work with her
In the love game, affection is the female's number one requirement, after respect. If you are affectionate, she will rob banks for you. Hold on to your seat; she will even give up shopping and stay thin! Yes, it's true! Plus, if she ever finds another man attractive, his image will perish immediately from her consciousness! It's great adultery insurance! When you first see each other, and when you leave each other, just hold her in your arms for ten seconds, with no talking or kissing. Just look into her eyes, and try to give the impression that you like it too! It takes practice, but the reward is incomprehensible. It has even been known to cure nagging and obesity! The key is that affection, respect, and romance are your maintenance program. They are going to keep her in love with you. Affection is not a prelude to sex. Remember, she loves affection as much her Pussycat loves to purr!
A man is as old as he feels, and a woman is as old as she looks
The discussion of age is one of a woman’s big no-nos. Guys could care less about how many birthdays they have celebrated, but she is real touchy in this area. To her, she is always too young or too old. And if she is thirty and single, without at least one divorce under her belt, she feels incomplete, in spite of what her Feminists sisters tell her (“You are better off with a moustache” - they should know!). To the unmarried female of 30, it’s as if destiny has cheated her. Plus, she has to really hurry if she wants kids. Next comes crows-feet, and I am not talking about Indians! They are those teeny long cracks around her eyes that she sees as deep and as the mighty Mississippi! Fat (which she could control) is another sign of age that she knows is diminishing her looks, yet she would rather graze. Men can claim character and wisdom with age (look at Morgan Freeman), but all she gets is “May I help you, Ma’am?” by the college hunks working at the ice cream or cake section of the market. The key is, replace the word “young” for “old,” in your vocabulary and never ask her for her age (Why turn off the buyer?). Remember to buy for her birthday a pretty (low-cal) cake, card, and (inexpensive) gift - just be sure and forget the candles!
Never try to keep someone who does not want to keep you
It's simply amazing what a man will put up with, or go through, to gain a woman's acceptance. In their search for the answer, men are constantly asking themselves, "Can I do this, or can I do that without turning her off? Can I say this, or can I say that, so she will accept me?" Even Attila the Hun, the first left-wing extremist, wanted to be accepted by a woman! If a man knew what a woman wanted, he would be overjoyed to give "it" to her. What man wouldn’t? Love her with everything except words,
Adoring love has no effect on a woman’s personality compared to a man’s. When her Interest Level shoots the roof, she just delights in it. However, the male goes through a metamorphosis that would even boggle the mind of the first love doctor, Sigmund Freud. To you Psych majors, this means Tom just isn’t the same ol’ guy. It’s as if magic or sorcery transformed him (by a witch?). This phenomenon happens to men whose Interest Level goes into the danger zone - above 90%. It’s as if Tom is walking around in a daze. When he sees Mary, he loses all self-control, and acts like putty in her hands. What is worse, this goes on even when she’s not trying to dominate him! He just gazes at her, and waits for his orders as if he was a new recruit in the Army. Plus poor Tom acts like Samson after the infamous haircut - no oomph.
Normal women respond to Challenge
Most guys don’t realize that normal women respond to Challenge. Here, on one hand, is a guy who should be playing his cards next to his chest (Challenge), but wears his heart on his sleeve (poor baby). The key is, there is no key. There are those who will read this material and will not be fazed by it. Remember, some guys don’t want to be fixed.
When you call (text) her so many times, you give up self-control
You don’t know when or if she got the message. You don’t know when, or if she is going to call back. And you saw none of her body language as she spoke, assuming she returned the call. Waiting isn’t fun. Plus, it leads to misunderstandings. How are you going to judge her Interest Level, when communication is such a gray area? You can’t. Everything she does and says has to be black or white in your mind, no loose ands, and absolutely nothing taken for granted. So let’s run a tight ship and do the opposite. No ‘one thousand messages’ for the first sixty days.
If you are supposed to go someplace with her, or you are going to meet somewhere, don’t buy into the old “just leave a message with time and/or place” trick. Talk to her, preferably face to face, and get the facts perfectly clear. You have to match her words and actions, and with a third party like an answering machine, she could keep you in the dark.
Have you ever heard, “I thought you meant the other Mall”? “Something must be wrong with my machine.” “It was so late I didn’t want to wake you,” or, “I didn’t call because I had to be at work real early.” “I thought you meant next Wednesday.” “What message?” And there are a thousand more. The way to beat a bad habit is not to start it.
Expect respect rather than beg for approval
Women are attracted to strong men (the character trait, not arm size), and everybody makes mistakes in relationships. Between buddies, apologizing is no big deal. But in male-female romantic relationships, it's just isn't the same. Two lovers who have had a spat, will not phone each other, playing the old "I can hold out longer than you can" game. One of the two parties might pout, until the other half gives in. Hopefully, she is the pouter because it doesn't look right when a man does it.
If you are guilty, apologize as soon as possible
If men were perfect, they wouldn’t get into these positions, but it happens. Women read social situations much better and quicker than men do (always have and always will). So odds are, she really knows who the guilty party is. The key is, if you are guilty, fess up as soon as possible. Say it once, no grovelling, and she will not interpret this as weakness. If you are not guilty, hold your ground - she might be testing you (Yes, we do that!). Start asking for those new mobile numbers from other women, just for backup. Remember, you are not looking for a weak woman: you are looking for adaptability and integrity - the needle in the haystack.
First, you have to get her catch you, and then you have to get her to keep you
Part of the second half is always paying attention. To you Psych majors, it means staying aware. A married man should pay attention to what he sees, hears, and (negatively and positively) feels, because his wife may not express herself directly or explicitly when her interest level begins to drop. Trust is one-third of integrity and a prerequisite for the man to be comfortable, and stay in love with his wife over the long haul. Some women are trustworthy and some women are sneaks. Take your pick. The key is, not to stop giving her the benefit of the doubt, but to always remain objective. Pay attention to her actions, especially if she is giving you flags (bad vibes, half-truths, or apparent inconsistencies). Remember, the Reality Factor says that those who refuse to pay attention (look) are destined for trouble.
The more you know about women, the more confident you are with women
Clinically sane women like secure men, so fake it. You talk to a woman at the wedding reception for ten minutes and then ask for the home phone number, almost abruptly. On your first date, as you shut off the car engine, she goes for the door. If she says “no,” you got a Feminist or a structured woman or one with low Interest Level on your hands. If she says, “This doesn’t happen very often,” she just told you in ‘Womanese’ she likes what you did (her other dates aren’t gentlemen), and it verified The “System” as it upped her Interest Level. Take her hand, help her out of the car, and offer your arm. If she fights this, she has low Interest Level or she is structured. When you walk into the restaurant, you hold the door open so she can go in first. You pick the table and pull out her chair. Classy women like this. Feminists hate it - “I can pull out my own chair, thank you very much!” Since she knows you’re a take charge guy, she doesn’t have to worry about what is going to take place because it’s all in your hands. Her comfort level is rising and she knows you have class. Nothing beats a self-assured man.
Look at all the mileage you got, mostly without saying a word, or spending a dime. You not only tested her Interest Level and her attitude, by also her reactions. Tons of info. for you. The key is, being bold and gallant. She is looking for the knight on the big white charger that she reads about in her stupid romance novels. Remember, after she decides to keep you, she will be throwing those books in the fireplace, where they belong, while trying to keep you warm!
Now practice this short list of ten things as I compile for you the other list often things that what women want
