Finally, an answer to what women want

“The great question which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years in research into the feminine soul, is, "What does a woman want?" - Freud. Sigmund Freud, the father of the analyst's couch was no stranger in his befuddlement. Generations of men without his credentials have asked the same question, "What does a woman want?" It's ironic that we have all these love doctors charging for advice, when they openly admit they don't understand women. You might as well buy lottery tickets!

Well, I am a woman and I will tell you what women want.



If affection works with her cat, it will work with her

In the love game, affection is the female's number one requirement, after respect. If you are affectionate, she will rob banks for you. Hold on to your seat; she will even give up shopping and stay thin! Yes, it's true! Plus, if she ever finds another man attractive, his image will perish immediately from her consciousness! It's great adultery insurance! When you first see each other, and when you leave each other, just hold her in your arms for ten seconds, with no talking or kissing. Just look into her eyes, and try to give the impression that you like it too! It takes practice, but the reward is incomprehensible. It has even been known to cure nagging and obesity! The key is that affection, respect, and romance are your maintenance program. They are going to keep her in love with you. Affection is not a prelude to sex. Remember, she loves affection as much her Pussycat loves to purr!

A man is as old as he feels, and a woman is as old as she looks

The discussion of age is one of a woman’s big no-nos. Guys could care less about how many birthdays they have celebrated, but she is real touchy in this area. To her, she is always too young or too old. And if she is thirty and single, without at least one divorce under her belt, she feels incomplete, in spite of what her Feminists sisters tell her (“You are better off with a moustache” - they should know!). To the unmarried female of 30, it’s as if destiny has cheated her. Plus, she has to really hurry if she wants kids. Next comes crows-feet, and I am not talking about Indians! They are those teeny long cracks around her eyes that she sees as deep and as the mighty Mississippi! Fat (which she could control) is another sign of age that she knows is diminishing her looks, yet she would rather graze. Men can claim character and wisdom with age (look at Morgan Freeman), but all she gets is “May I help you, Ma’am?” by the college hunks working at the ice cream or cake section of the market. The key is, replace the word “young” for “old,” in your vocabulary and never ask her for her age (Why turn off the buyer?). Remember to buy for her birthday a pretty (low-cal) cake, card, and (inexpensive) gift - just be sure and forget the candles!

Never try to keep someone who does not want to keep you

It's simply amazing what a man will put up with, or go through, to gain a woman's acceptance. In their search for the answer, men are constantly asking themselves, "Can I do this, or can I do that without turning her off? Can I say this, or can I say that, so she will accept me?" Even Attila the Hun, the first left-wing extremist, wanted to be accepted by a woman! If a man knew what a woman wanted, he would be overjoyed to give "it" to her. What man wouldn’t? Love her with everything except words,

Adoring love has no effect on a woman’s personality compared to a man’s. When her Interest Level shoots the roof, she just delights in it. However, the male goes through a metamorphosis that would even boggle the mind of the first love doctor, Sigmund Freud. To you Psych majors, this means Tom just isn’t the same ol’ guy. It’s as if magic or sorcery transformed him (by a witch?). This phenomenon happens to men whose Interest Level goes into the danger zone - above 90%. It’s as if Tom is walking around in a daze. When he sees Mary, he loses all self-control, and acts like putty in her hands. What is worse, this goes on even when she’s not trying to dominate him! He just gazes at her, and waits for his orders as if he was a new recruit in the Army. Plus poor Tom acts like Samson after the infamous haircut - no oomph.

Normal women respond to Challenge

Most guys don’t realize that normal women respond to Challenge. Here, on one hand, is a guy who should be playing his cards next to his chest (Challenge), but wears his heart on his sleeve (poor baby). The key is, there is no key. There are those who will read this material and will not be fazed by it. Remember, some guys don’t want to be fixed.

When you call (text) her so many times, you give up self-control

You don’t know when or if she got the message. You don’t know when, or if she is going to call back. And you saw none of her body language as she spoke, assuming she returned the call. Waiting isn’t fun. Plus, it leads to misunderstandings. How are you going to judge her Interest Level, when communication is such a gray area? You can’t. Everything she does and says has to be black or white in your mind, no loose ands, and absolutely nothing taken for granted. So let’s run a tight ship and do the opposite. No ‘one thousand messages’ for the first sixty days.

If you are supposed to go someplace with her, or you are going to meet somewhere, don’t buy into the old “just leave a message with time and/or place” trick. Talk to her, preferably face to face, and get the facts perfectly clear. You have to match her words and actions, and with a third party like an answering machine, she could keep you in the dark.

Have you ever heard, “I thought you meant the other Mall”? “Something must be wrong with my machine.” “It was so late I didn’t want to wake you,” or, “I didn’t call because I had to be at work real early.” “I thought you meant next Wednesday.” “What message?” And there are a thousand more. The way to beat a bad habit is not to start it.

Expect respect rather than beg for approval

Women are attracted to strong men (the character trait, not arm size), and everybody makes mistakes in relationships. Between buddies, apologizing is no big deal. But in male-female romantic relationships, it's just isn't the same. Two lovers who have had a spat, will not phone each other, playing the old "I can hold out longer than you can" game. One of the two parties might pout, until the other half gives in. Hopefully, she is the pouter because it doesn't look right when a man does it.

If you are guilty, apologize as soon as possible

If men were perfect, they wouldn’t get into these positions, but it happens. Women read social situations much better and quicker than men do (always have and always will). So odds are, she really knows who the guilty party is. The key is, if you are guilty, fess up as soon as possible. Say it once, no grovelling, and she will not interpret this as weakness. If you are not guilty, hold your ground - she might be testing you (Yes, we do that!). Start asking for those new mobile numbers from other women, just for backup. Remember, you are not looking for a weak woman: you are looking for adaptability and integrity - the needle in the haystack.

First, you have to get her catch you, and then you have to get her to keep you

Part of the second half is always paying attention. To you Psych majors, it means staying aware. A married man should pay attention to what he sees, hears, and (negatively and positively) feels, because his wife may not express herself directly or explicitly when her interest level begins to drop. Trust is one-third of integrity and a prerequisite for the man to be comfortable, and stay in love with his wife over the long haul. Some women are trustworthy and some women are sneaks. Take your pick. The key is, not to stop giving her the benefit of the doubt, but to always remain objective. Pay attention to her actions, especially if she is giving you flags (bad vibes, half-truths, or apparent inconsistencies). Remember, the Reality Factor says that those who refuse to pay attention (look) are destined for trouble.

The more you know about women, the more confident you are with women

Clinically sane women like secure men, so fake it. You talk to a woman at the wedding reception for ten minutes and then ask for the home phone number, almost abruptly. On your first date, as you shut off the car engine, she goes for the door. If she says “no,” you got a Feminist or a structured woman or one with low Interest Level on your hands. If she says, “This doesn’t happen very often,” she just told you in ‘Womanese’ she likes what you did (her other dates aren’t gentlemen), and it verified The “System” as it upped her Interest Level. Take her hand, help her out of the car, and offer your arm. If she fights this, she has low Interest Level or she is structured. When you walk into the restaurant, you hold the door open so she can go in first. You pick the table and pull out her chair. Classy women like this. Feminists hate it - “I can pull out my own chair, thank you very much!” Since she knows you’re a take charge guy, she doesn’t have to worry about what is going to take place because it’s all in your hands. Her comfort level is rising and she knows you have class. Nothing beats a self-assured man.

Look at all the mileage you got, mostly without saying a word, or spending a dime. You not only tested her Interest Level and her attitude, by also her reactions. Tons of info. for you. The key is, being bold and gallant. She is looking for the knight on the big white charger that she reads about in her stupid romance novels. Remember, after she decides to keep you, she will be throwing those books in the fireplace, where they belong, while trying to keep you warm!

Now practice this short list of ten things as I compile for you the other list often things that what women want

How to be wealthy and financially free

In front of you stretches a road leading into your future. On that road are heights you wish to reach… great dreams you wish to fulfil. To truly fulfil these desires, you must be triumphant with money. Money makes it possible for one to enjoy all the great things that one desires in this life. Apply the principles made clear in the article that follows. Let it be your guide from a life of lack to one that is fulfilling.. ...

The principles
The principles of wealth are simple, universal and never changing. May they become to you, as they have been to many others who have walked this road before you, the door to prosperity. Just remember that it doesn’t matter where you are now, after all, the habit of managing money is more important than the amount.

The goal of this article is to get you to a point where you attain financial freedom. This is a point where your passive income exceeds your expenses. It means that you don’t have to work for money, money works for you. Your best bet for financial freedom is by creating a stream of incomes both from business and investments. All you need is what you have now and the following rules to get you to the wealth you desire.



Rule no. 1



The first rule is keeping your money in different accounts. The different accounts are laid down in the rules that follow. Financially speaking, poor and middle class people believe the primary reason to work is to earn money to pay for their current lifestyle. Rich people believe the primary reason to work is to earn money to invest and to create passive income structures so they can win the money game and become financially free. For starters, you will need six accounts. You can put your pay cheque in one clearing account and make transfers to the respective accounts. The six accounts are;

• Investment account


• Essentials account


• Self development account


• Fun account


• Give account


• Savings account

Rule no. 2

For every one hundred you earn put aside ten to be used for investment. Make a deposit on this account first. This will be the goose that lays you the golden eggs. You never eat the goose that lays the golden eggs; you only eat the golden eggs. I repeat, do not spend this money, you only invest it. The 10% should go to the Investment account and should only be used wisely in profitable investments. You should never spend this amount. It is also important you open a different account for this saving to make sure you don’t spend it. The profitable investment should be one that you have done your research on. Be it the stock market, real estate, a shop ... whichever the investment. Make sure you have secured your investment from unnecessary risks. This is where mentors come in. Identify a financial advisor in the area you wish to invest in .Invest some time every day to learn about investments and managing money. Make sure you are familiar in the area you wish to invest in. Before you invest make sure you clearly understand the strengths, weaknesses, opportunities and threats of your investment. Don’t be in a hurry to get rich.

Rule no. 3

Assign 50% or less to go to your essentials (basic needs). This is where rent, food, transport etc should come in. If you spend more than 50% on your essentials account, you are living beyond your means. Simplify. Move to a cheaper house, live near where you work. If that is not an option for you then find more ways to make money. Do whatever you can to make sure your essentials account does not exceed 50%. If you can live on less than 50%, that is even better because it means that you will have more money to invest. The balance on this account should not be carried forward to the next month but rather put it on the investment account. This may seem difficult at first but think of all the wealth you are going to accumulate. Wealthy people don’t just want to be rich; they are committed to being rich. After all, what you focus on grows.



Rule No. 4



Allocate 10% to go to the self development account. You can use this account to go back to school, buy books to help you learn about investment, wealth creation or use it to attend seminars that improve you as a person. You don’t have to spend the whole amount every month. You can accumulate it to spend it on school fees. Commit at least half an hour every day to learning about investment opportunities in your area. The internet is a great place to start. Work on your mind, get into the habit of reading, you could go to the library, download books from the internet, read motivational books, fictions, non-fictions get into the habit of reading.

Rule No. 5

Assign 10% to go to your fun account. You have worked very hard the whole month you deserve to enjoy the money you have struggled to earn. You can accumulate it and take a vacation quarterly or spend it monthly on things that you love. Do not spend this money on essentials, it’s meant for fun activities. For a long time you have cared about your parents, your spouse, your children your colleagues, it’s time to take care of you, it’s time to make yourself smile and this account will help you do that

Rule No. 6
Assign 10% to your give account. If you are a Christian, you can give it as tithe. If you wish to give more, remember the only account you can touch is your essentials account and not any of the other four. Don’t take this account lightly. The quality of your life ultimately comes down to the quality of your contribution to others. To cultivate the sacredness of each day, live to give. By elevating the lives of others, your life reaches its highest magnitude. Practice daily acts of kindness. Give to those who ask. Cultivate richer relationships. Stop seeing yourself purely as an individual and start seeing yourself as part of the collective. Take time to meditate every morning on the good you will do for others during your day and this account will enable you to do just that.
Rule No. 7

Assign 10% to your saving account. You can use this account to purchase assets that your house needs in future, it can be used for emergency. You can accumulate it for many years so that you can use it to buy a home, land. This account is basically for long time spending.


Rule No. 8

Take a step NOW. How many times have you said to yourself...."How am I going to do this?"

This is a persistent question to all of us. Where have you gotten stuck in your thinking

and by buying into your being stuck, you have let opportunity pass you by because of some fear about not knowing enough, being enough, didn't know where to begin, weren't quite ready, and on and on. The only way to you can have the life you have always desired is taking a step now .If you wait for perfect conditions, you will never get any work done. Take the first step towards it whether you know the final answers or not.

Action will create momentum and momentum will create an ability to forge through any adversity you perceive is in your way. I have given you the means; now find your way to financial freedom and wealth.

competition

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read 'MAIN ENTRANCE'.

Things to ponder

... 1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside . So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude! Keep on rocking!

5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said , he who never lived, cannot die!

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

8. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow sure!

9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

10. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

11. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, When tears flows from your eyes always say these words.

12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

YOUNG WOMEN ARE BETTER

A couple had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays.

During the celebration, a fairy godmother appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.

Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally the wife wanted for her and her husband to have a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world. The fairy godmother waved her wand and boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband's turn and the fairy godmother assured him he could have any wish he wanted, all he needed to do was ask for his heart's desire. He paused for a moment, then said,

"Well, honestly, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy godmother picked up her wand and boom!

He was 90!!

YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

Don't tell me your age;

you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know!

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute.

Work this out as you read ... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757... If you haven't, add 1756.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number.

(I.e., how many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

next two numbers WERE YOUR AGE LAST YEAR! ------ (Oh YES, it WAS!!!)

Now add one to get your age this year
Damn, am genius

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK,

SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

40 Tips for a Better Life

1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.

2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

3. Buy a DVR and tape your late night shows and get more sleep.

4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, ‘My purpose is to __________ today.’

5. Live with the 3 E’s—Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.

6. Play more games and read more books than you did during the past year.

7. Make time to practice meditation, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.

8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6

9. Dream more while you are awake.

10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

11. Drink green tea instead of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts.

12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

13. Clear clutter from your house, your car, your desk and let new and flowing energy into your life.

14. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip, OR issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

15. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

16. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.

17. Smile and laugh more. It will keep the NEGATIVE BLUES away.

18. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.

19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

20. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

21. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

22. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.

23. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

25. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: ‘In five years, will this matter?’

26. Forgive everyone for everything.

27. What other people think of you is none of your business.

28. REMEMBER GOD heals everything.

29. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

30. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.31. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.

32. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

33. The best is yet to come.

34. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

35. Do the right thing!

36. Call your family often. (Or email them to death!!!)

37. Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements: I am thankful for __________. Today I accomplished _________.

38. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.

39. Enjoy the ride. Remember this is not Disney World and you certainly don’t want a fast pass. 40.You only have one ride through life so make the most of it and enjoy the ride.